restless heart, lazy mouth

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via tanlines-)

thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

(Source: memewhore, via feminismandhappiness)

ins-pired:

payneoverpleasure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

I LOVE THIS.

Omg kate and wills so perfect

My fav picture of all time

ins-pired:

payneoverpleasure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

I LOVE THIS.

Omg kate and wills so perfect

My fav picture of all time

(via cxvonn)

(Source: nickmiller, via evolutional)

(Source: sh4ne, via tanlines-)

(Source: y-oungsoul, via bl-ossomed)

(Source: jediiknight, via fawun)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via orgasm)

boywholikeboys:

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